A lady 6 months pregnant stepped on a bus. As she noticed a man sitting across from her smiling,
she abruptly changed her seat. She glanced over at the man and he seemed amused at her.
She changed her seat again and when she looked up at the man he was grinning.
With the fourth change the man burst out laughing. The lady told the
conductor of the bus and the man was immediately arrested.

When his day came up in court, the judge asked him if he had anything to say for himself.
"Yes sir, your Honor, I do." He began his story. "When the lady stepped on the bus,
I couldn't help but notice her condition. When she sat down, she sat under a sign that read
'GOLD DUST TWINS ARE COMING.' I had to smile.
When she changed her seat, she sat under a sign that read
'USE SLOAN'S TO REDUCE SWELLING.' This too struck my funny bone.
As she changed her seat again, she sat under a sign that read
'SHERWIN WILLIAMS DID IT'. I could hardly hold myself.
With the fourth change she sat under a sign that read,
' GOODYEAR RUBBER WOULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS ACCIDENT'.
I burst out laughing." The judge said, "case dismissed".

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