Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first
tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill.
The three men started bragging about their sons. The first man told
the others, "My son is a home builder and he is so successful that
he gave his friend a new home for free." The second man said, "My son
was a car salesman, now he owns a multi-line dealership. He's so
successful that he gave his friend a new Mercedes, fully loaded."
The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is a stockbroker,
and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire portfolio."
The fourth man joined them on the tee a few minutes later. The first man mentioned,
"We are just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?"

The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and dances in a gay bar."
The other three grew silent as he continued, "I'm not totally thrilled
about the dancing job, but he must be good. His last three boyfriends
gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes and a stock portfolio."

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